Monday, August 27, 2007

I OWN Knoxville, Stupid

That gold ball is mine, that silver building is mine, Old Town is mine, all those bricks are mine, those tent things are mine, that bank is mine and those two radar dishes are mine. Mine! All mine! ALL MINE!!!. You idiots. What's next after I suck Knoxville's dignity into my black heart?
The state of Tennessee! That's right, The Scruffy Little City, then THE redneck state. HA!