Hello Knoxville!

Well, I damn near got away with it! I'm gonna tell you about my aspirations of becoming the Governor of Tennessee and why I can't now because I'm a joke. How I screwed my friends and the people who work for me and most important of all... how I screwed Knoxville.

I'm gonna have plenty of polls for you to take so I'll really know how you feel about me and some wonderful photos of me as well. So let everybody know about my blog here and let's get started!