To All The Ladies Out There...

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'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

My New Set Of Chics

So anyway, I'm at the beach cruising around, partying, you know, and out of nowhere I see these to hotties drinking Lowenbrau and eating fried pickles.  So I'm like "What's up babies?"  and they're like "You, by the looks of those cut-offs."  So I'm like yeah I'm getting some outta town strange.   Then the little one pops out this bag of weed and it's skunk weed you know?  And I'm like "Why don't you send that back to your grandmother and let's smoke THIS shit."  I pulled out some of that stuff I get Fed-Exed from Hawaii and my one-hitter and BOOM!  We're all high and stuff.  And the blonde says "Hey sissy boy, you seen anything like this?"  That's when I took the picture.

10 Things You May Not Know About Robots

I Remember When Tim Would Spy on Us...

I remember when Tim would send out these people to stand or sit near me and my old friends during social events to listen and record what all we were saying.  Talk about paranoid.  I can't wait to see what he has to say about the videos and photos I had taken of those idiots that thought they were "undercover double naught spies".  That's not all they did either...  But I'll tell you ALL about that in a video collage I'm putting together for later.  Moles are expensive.  And guess what?  Knox County paid for my moles and his spies!  HA!  HA!......  BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa........

It's Official! Hutchinson To Run for Mayor!

 Because Knox County is paying him $80,000.00 a year for the rest of his life, Tim Hutchinson can afford to own a car dealership and is gonna run for the Mayor's office!  HA!  In 2 years he plans to be your master and ruler?  Over my passed out drunken body he will. No way Bald-O!  Rook to your Pawn, numb nuts.

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News Reporter from Last Week Smacked into Present Day

A news reporter from The Knoxville News Sentinel was smacked from last Thursday into early this morning when he asked Mayor, Ruler and self proclaimed "foot freak" Mike Ragsdale where he sharpened the knives he stuck in his friends and co-worker's backs. 

Mincing Mike retorted "Oh no you dih-int!" and bitch-slapped the newsman who appeared this morning in a swirl of light and smoke on Kingston Pike right in front of Arby's. 

A close family friend with me and my cousin

This is a photo of my 6th birthday. My cousin Sarah and I always celebrated our birthdays over at my next door neighbor's house. He became a politician and I think that little Marx Brothers mustache helped. Actually it was just baby poop he'd wipe under his nose because he liked the smell.

He said I needed a "trademark" for my look too, so I had the fang installed and started talking like a bath house towel boy.

I'm in the throes of summer movie madness!

I just watched "March of the Penguins" for the 9th time. They must have spent millions on the extras alone. Acting is one of my passions.
The audio-animatronics in this film almost made me weep they were so good. Robots... big or small... they're coming to get us... eventually. Seriously, they really are.

I've been saying this is going on for years...

I TOLD you this is what's coming...

Hello my foolish followers. In 2 years I want to see hundreds if not thousands of these on Kingston Pike. (click the picture to learn how.)