News Reporter from Last Week Smacked into Present Day

A news reporter from The Knoxville News Sentinel was smacked from last Thursday into early this morning when he asked Mayor, Ruler and self proclaimed "foot freak" Mike Ragsdale where he sharpened the knives he stuck in his friends and co-worker's backs. 

Mincing Mike retorted "Oh no you dih-int!" and bitch-slapped the newsman who appeared this morning in a swirl of light and smoke on Kingston Pike right in front of Arby's. 

A close family friend with me and my cousin

This is a photo of my 6th birthday. My cousin Sarah and I always celebrated our birthdays over at my next door neighbor's house. He became a politician and I think that little Marx Brothers mustache helped. Actually it was just baby poop he'd wipe under his nose because he liked the smell.

He said I needed a "trademark" for my look too, so I had the fang installed and started talking like a bath house towel boy.

I'm in the throes of summer movie madness!

I just watched "March of the Penguins" for the 9th time. They must have spent millions on the extras alone. Acting is one of my passions.
The audio-animatronics in this film almost made me weep they were so good. Robots... big or small... they're coming to get us... eventually. Seriously, they really are.

I've been saying this is going on for years...

I TOLD you this is what's coming...

Hello my foolish followers. In 2 years I want to see hundreds if not thousands of these on Kingston Pike. (click the picture to learn how.)