Wednesday, April 16, 2008

News Reporter from Last Week Smacked into Present Day

A news reporter from The Knoxville News Sentinel was smacked from last Thursday into early this morning when he asked Mayor, Ruler and self proclaimed "foot freak" Mike Ragsdale where he sharpened the knives he stuck in his friends and co-worker's backs. 

Mincing Mike retorted "Oh no you dih-int!" and bitch-slapped the newsman who appeared this morning in a swirl of light and smoke on Kingston Pike right in front of Arby's.