10,000 Readers!!!!!!!!!!

Hello my numb-nutted subjects. Over 10,000 of you have been keeping up with my fear of robots and my collection of pictures of women's feet. I know you love me and will follow me to the White House in Nashville when I become governor! Thanks for all the email too. Here's an email I got this week from Mark in Knoxville:

--Greetings Footster,
I see you almost every night driving up and down the strip with your megaphone yelling "It's me bitches! It's your leader!" and throwing autographed pictures and Krystal bags out your car window.--

Keep them coming. It helps me to know what's on your mind.