Friday, August 8, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
My New Set Of Chics

So anyway, I'm at the beach cruising around, partying, you know, and out of nowhere I see these to hotties drinking Lowenbrau and eating fried pickles. So I'm like "What's up babies?" and they're like "You, by the looks of those cut-offs." So I'm like yeah I'm getting some outta town strange. Then the little one pops out this bag of weed and it's skunk weed you know? And I'm like "Why don't you send that back to your grandmother and let's smoke THIS shit." I pulled out some of that stuff I get Fed-Exed from Hawaii and my one-hitter and BOOM! We're all high and stuff. And the blonde says "Hey sissy boy, you seen anything like this?" That's when I took the picture.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
I Remember When Tim Would Spy on Us...


I remember when Tim would send out these people to stand or sit near me and my old friends during social events to listen and record what all we were saying. Talk about paranoid. I can't wait to see what he has to say about the videos and photos I had taken of those idiots that thought they were "undercover double naught spies". That's not all they did either... But I'll tell you ALL about that in a video collage I'm putting together for later. Moles are expensive. And guess what? Knox County paid for my moles and his spies! HA! HA!...... BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa........
It's Official! Hutchinson To Run for Mayor!

Because Knox County is paying him $80,000.00 a year for the rest of his life, Tim Hutchinson can afford to own a car dealership and is gonna run for the Mayor's office! HA! In 2 years he plans to be your master and ruler? Over my passed out drunken body he will. No way Bald-O! Rook to your Pawn, numb nuts.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Get My RSS Feed Bitches
If you are one of my followers and want to know when I post something new on my blog then just click that little orangey weird looking thing at the far right of your address bar or the letters RSS in the same place if there's no orangey thing. Then you'll know when your ruler has spoken.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
News Reporter from Last Week Smacked into Present Day

A news reporter from The Knoxville News Sentinel was smacked from last Thursday into early this morning when he asked Mayor, Ruler and self proclaimed "foot freak" Mike Ragsdale where he sharpened the knives he stuck in his friends and co-worker's backs.
Mincing Mike retorted "Oh no you dih-int!" and bitch-slapped the newsman who appeared this morning in a swirl of light and smoke on Kingston Pike right in front of Arby's.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
A close family friend with me and my cousin

He said I needed a "trademark" for my look too, so I had the fang installed and started talking like a bath house towel boy.
I'm in the throes of summer movie madness!

The audio-animatronics in this film almost made me weep they were so good. Robots... big or small... they're coming to get us... eventually. Seriously, they really are.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
I TOLD you this is what's coming...
Saturday, October 13, 2007
New Uniforms For Our Firemen
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
AWESOME
Johhny Depp
Monday, September 10, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
10,000 Readers!!!!!!!!!!
Hello my numb-nutted subjects. Over 10,000 of you have been keeping up with my fear of robots and my collection of pictures of women's feet. I know you love me and will follow me to the White House in Nashville when I become governor! Thanks for all the email too. Here's an email I got this week from Mark in Knoxville:
--Greetings Footster,
I see you almost every night driving up and down the strip with your megaphone yelling "It's me bitches! It's your leader!" and throwing autographed pictures and Krystal bags out your car window.--
Keep them coming. It helps me to know what's on your mind.
--Greetings Footster,
I see you almost every night driving up and down the strip with your megaphone yelling "It's me bitches! It's your leader!" and throwing autographed pictures and Krystal bags out your car window.--
Keep them coming. It helps me to know what's on your mind.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
You Forgot to Add Your Contact Info
My New Catch Phrase
I Told You So... My Biggest Fear is Coming True...
I've been telling the people I rule over for years how robots are gonna try and take over Knoxville and maybe the entire state. Please listen to me. Please. Here's an example of why I'm so afraid.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Andy Dick, My Favorite Funny Man
Had a Meeting With Tom Cruise

Friday, August 31, 2007
Wow
Thanks to all my subjects for the loads of emails. To answer your questions:
Yes
Yes
No
Twice
Yes
Ugly
3 1/2"
Yes
Yes
No
Twice
Yes
Ugly
3 1/2"
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
I OWN Knoxville, Stupid

The state of Tennessee! That's right, The Scruffy Little City, then THE redneck state. HA!
Email me!
Seriously. Email me. I'll publish your email to me for all to see! But I won't publish your name. Believe me? Hell, I wouldn't. But you can get a fake email address at Yahoo or Hotmail and email me from that. Tell me what you really think too. It's important for me to know how my subjects feel so I can rule them better, lie to them easier and screw them over quicker before I become the Governor. - MayorMikeRagsdale@Gmail.com
Let's Get Nipple Rings

Thursday, August 23, 2007
Wayne
Gay Street Bridge This Monday
Damn It's Hot Out
So anyway, I'm out at the lake today, trying to get a tan, and guess what? NO SUNSCREEN!!!!! So I had to stay in the van and party in there so as not to get "lobstered". We need some rain. I better get on the horn and see if I can get something done about this.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Hey! I Found 20 Bucks!
So anyway, I'm walking down Gay Street and I look down and like just out of nowhere there's 20 bucks! Man. It's a weird world huh? I'm gonna go there tomorrow and see if there's another 20 bucks. "Jack Ass" is on gotta go.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
I Need Some Help Here
Get to Know Me!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

UFO's - I Told You So...
Watch this video and tell me you don't believe in UFO's. I've been telling people for years about my experiences and now I have proof. These guys are talking Chinese or something but the video is REAL my friend. It is.
Friday, August 17, 2007
THAT BIG TOOTH THAT HANGS OUT...
Thursday, August 16, 2007
ROBOT LAWS - Learn these right away
When I become the Governor of Tennessee my "Robot Plan" will be the first order of business I put into affect. Since 1 in 5 people now are robots, these laws will be of the utmost importance to those of us on "New Ground" until the Robot Wars of the early 2000-teens I am planning are over. See video I made below after learning the laws.
1: A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Here are the 3 LAWS OF ROBOTICS -
1: A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
MY SONG TO KNOXVILLE
Here's a song I wrote just for my Knoxvillians. Go Big Orange! And a shout-out to my GATORS!!!!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Hello Knoxville!
Well, I damn near got away with it! I'm gonna tell you about my aspirations of becoming the Governor of Tennessee and why I can't now because I'm a joke. How I screwed my friends and the people who work for me and most important of all... how I screwed Knoxville.
I'm gonna have plenty of polls for you to take so I'll really know how you feel about me and some wonderful photos of me as well. So let everybody know about my blog here and let's get started!
I'm gonna have plenty of polls for you to take so I'll really know how you feel about me and some wonderful photos of me as well. So let everybody know about my blog here and let's get started!
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